Your rocket is valuable. Let the professionals work on it.

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It's not a toy

Or maybe you're Jeff Bezos.. and rockets are your toys!

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Rockets are cool!

Especially when you see photos like this one 🤤

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Self Landing Rocket

Probably the coolest thing evar!!1 We can program this for you.

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We'll clean your rocket

This image has nothing to do with cleaning. But it's kind of neat still.

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Rockets are gas guzzlers

If you think gas is expensive now.. think about rocket prices! Luckily, we water our gas down to give you more bang for your buck.

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We've also partnered with Skynet to maintain humanoid robotics.

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Our rockets were so clean they blinded over 1,000 people when they watched our launch. Thanks Rocketman!

— Totally not SpaceX 😉